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Dibik Kamaxcraft Tooie! (Part 1)

Hi uhhhhhhhhhhh I found a draft for a sequel to Dibik Kamaxcraft and I have no intrest in finishing it  so just make your own headcanon for what happens (also I never actually played banjo kazooie just so yall know (all none of you))


One night... A few months after the events of Dibik Kamaxcraft. Cyrix, Dibik, Maxcraft, Tristyn, and Georgeo Jumbo all gathered around a table to play some Pokermon. "Pikachu! Send out your royal flush!" Dibik yelled! The royal flush was super effective and all the money went to Dibik. "Hey Dibik?" Maxcraft asked "I think I just heard Gantildo re-appear! Can you go check?" "Ok! Dibik said and he rushed out to check. When he got out, he found that nobody was outside! When he came back in though... All his money was gone and everyone had a huge amount!  "Georgeo saw Bird Man's Gengar steal all Dibik's money!"Georgeo explained "Georgeo took some to." "WHY YOU LITTLE-" Dibik was about to say, but was interrupted by an earthquake!

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Tope 10 video game s but real

Revised top 10 video game:
Undertaple: sans from untertagle

How to be as humorous as I

Step 1: Be randem

Step 2: uhhhhhhhhhh bad video game references

Step 3: yes

I never actually played half of the games I referenced I just watched a lot of video game YouTubers oops

Orange Nya Nya Style

Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!

I am an orange,
people say that I'm annoying,
say what you want,
'Cause I'm
Certainly not boring

I hang out in the stables
with a bunch of unicorns
And i ride them into outher space
Honking uni-horns!

I hang out with pear
in the kitchen everyday
we really like it here (We do)
We're having fun times everyday
even squash is here
Marshmallow is really happy
with his teddy bear (YaY!)
his evil teddy bear! (YaY!)

And then he
fought a monster
bigger then (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
A rock candy monster
bigger than (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
He just went
nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya
Nya! Nya! Nya!.....

Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

Heeeeeyyyy!
Flexxy grapey! (Oh)
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Heeeeeyyyy!
Midget apple! (I really don't know what's going on here guys...)

Everyone knows
that I'm the best dancer
But pear is pretty good
When he takes a dance enhancer
We dance anywhere we want
Anytime we please
'Cause it's the only we know
How to stay away from bees!

I hang out with pear
in the kitchen everyday
we really like it here (We do)
We're having fun times everyday
even squash is here
Marshmallow is really happy
with his teddy bear (YaY!)
his evil teddy bear! (YaY!)

And then he
fought a monster
bigger then (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
A rock candy monster
bigger than (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
He just went
nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya
Nya! Nya! Nya!.....

Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

Heeeeeyyyy!
Flexxy grapey! (Oh)
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Heeeeeyyyy!
Midget apple! (I still really don't know what's going on here guys...)

Final Post :(

Hey guys, so unfortunetly I've been very busy and I've had to stop the posts, but don't worry I plan to start the blog again when I get settled! Since my new school started i couldn't have the time so instead of thinking of thhink is as my final post, just think of it as... Wait! The Simpsons is on! NVM BYE LOOK FORWARD TO SEASON 2!!! Wait what did I just wri-?

Tomodachi Life review (part 1)

Hey guys, So before I go to camp I decided I should do a review on one of the games that I've been playing a lot recently... That game is... SHOVEL KNIGHT!!!!!1!!!!!! Just kidding! Even though it is my new favorite game of all time. I just got it a week ago and I still can't kill the Septer Knight. But once I do I promise I'll do a review on what I've played so far! Anyway let's talk about an insane game known as Tomodachi Life!

Update

Hey guys, so I'm going to sleepaway camp for 3 weeks but when I get back I have a bunch of things planned! (Including a review of my new favorite video game Hint hint: It involves weird weapons) anyway I'll see you guys in 3 weeks bye!

I'm alive

Hey guys, I'm back from my isolation! Oh... I forgot to tell you. I was captured by a Purple Giant Monkey Licking Bannananana with 157 arms and 3005 legs. So I was walking along, minding my own bizz when he came along and made me explode then I was in isolation. The end (BTW This story was written by an army of 5 year olds)

I changed my email

Hey guys, so I just got my old email deleted so now I'm using a new one! So I'm no longer posting as Dibik.G though I will still refer to me as Dibik. So anyway, bye!

Mario kart 8 review! (as well as what I think of PvZ garden Warfare)

Hey guys, so my last post had something to to with Mario kart 8, so I decided I'll rap up the Mario kart 8 posts with a review of Mario kart 8 for the Wii U!

Youtube!

Hey guys, so I just got youtube! Anyway I already have 2 videos on there, both Mario kart 8 highlights! The only reason I have Mario kart 8 highlights only is because I don't know how to make videos for other games, and I don't have a ps4 which has built in sharing. Mario kart 8 does come with sharing however so Until I learn how to record other games. I'm stuck with karting. Anyway I will also try Irl videos soon so look forward to that! Anyway I'll leave a link to my channel in the comments. So if you like my videos, subscribe! Anyway I'll see you later!


My channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvy3ycUpQLMzt3h4krBzxOw/feed

Marcedes meets Mario

Hey guys, so I usually don't talk about Mario Kart. But I have to show you this! Marcedes meets Mario!

I'm married!

Hey guys, so I just got married! Yay! So I guess I should tell you about my wife! Well, we met on a dating website called Like-Like.com And she was pretty cool! She seemed cool! So we got to meet each other in someplace called the shadow temple which I found on google maps is under the graveyard in Kakarico village! Anyway, she was beautiful, smart, funny, loved biting the heads off of people, and she's just awesome in general! I guess I can show you what she looks like then! So be prepared for the most beautiful thing ever!

Isn't she beautiful? BTW Her name is Deadhead! I forgot to mention that.

So anyway, I'll see you guys later! Deadhead wants me to go to Lonlon Ranch and get some Cucco eggs. Bye!

My day! part 2

So after I found out the teams I set up my clone and flew in my poptart flavored space taco to Jomothy's house where we played! Unfortunetly, for some reason. Nobody knew how to play... Everything went crazy! Waluigi started hitting Squidward 3 with his purple tennis racket strung with photographs of a koopa troopa! Pikachu barfed on Kimmy until the cows came home! Then the cows started yelling at us to go eat a sandwich! Everything was just madness until Jomothy suggested we play flappy bird! TO THE DEATH! So we all played flappy bird until our team lost. We almost got beheaded! But then I remembered! I had magical powers! So I summoned a giant kangaroo that then proceeded to explode! It killed everybody but us! So we got a trophy from Jomothy's Mom and left! It was a cool day!

So anyway guys I'll see you later!

My day - BallBaseKickSoccer! (or BallBaseKickFootball)

He guys, so today I had another weird day so I decided to write about it! (also a little exaggerated)

Hawaiian Vocabulary

Hey guys, this is another post for school, so… Yay! Anyway now I'm supposed to talk about the knowledge of people from Hawaii teaching us words! So yay! Anyway the phrases were A'ole Piliki'a ....No problem! And I lå maika'i!  Have a great day! I honestly have no idea how your supposed to pronounce this stuff so that's my only question. There is one sentence I want to lean in Hawaiian is "purple monkey cats!" Because it has been the most useful sentence since 1875! Proven fact! I don't speak any other language, but I know a bunch of swear words in polish! And unfortunately I'm not aloud to talk about them…So yay? So anyway, I'll see you guys later! Bye!

Dr.Dibik

Hey guys, so I've decided to take up a role as a doctor. And I'm doing pretty well. I haven't even lost a single case yet! I mean... I have lost a lot of patients, but I've never lost a case! When people come to me for surgery, after they're done they can't stop smiling! Literally, did I mention I'm a horrible doctor? But it's only because I can't get the right materials. The X-rays show broken bones and clots. But I know it's wrong! Then again, maybe being a doctor isn't for me! I'll see you guys later!