Thursday, November 30, 2017

Dibik Kamaxcraft Tooie! (Part 1)

Hi uhhhhhhhhhhh I found a draft for a sequel to Dibik Kamaxcraft and I have no intrest in finishing it  so just make your own headcanon for what happens (also I never actually played banjo kazooie just so yall know (all none of you))


One night... A few months after the events of Dibik Kamaxcraft. Cyrix, Dibik, Maxcraft, Tristyn, and Georgeo Jumbo all gathered around a table to play some Pokermon. "Pikachu! Send out your royal flush!" Dibik yelled! The royal flush was super effective and all the money went to Dibik. "Hey Dibik?" Maxcraft asked "I think I just heard Gantildo re-appear! Can you go check?" "Ok! Dibik said and he rushed out to check. When he got out, he found that nobody was outside! When he came back in though... All his money was gone and everyone had a huge amount!  "Georgeo saw Bird Man's Gengar steal all Dibik's money!"Georgeo explained "Georgeo took some to." "WHY YOU LITTLE-" Dibik was about to say, but was interrupted by an earthquake!
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Tope 10 video game s but real

Revised top 10 video game:
Undertaple: sans from untertagle

How to be as humorous as I

Step 1: Be randem
Step 2: uhhhhhhhhhh bad video game references
Step 3: yes
I never actually played half of the games I referenced I just watched a lot of video game YouTubers oops

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Orange Nya Nya Style

Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!

I am an orange,
people say that I'm annoying,
say what you want,
'Cause I'm
Certainly not boring

I hang out in the stables
with a bunch of unicorns
And i ride them into outher space
Honking uni-horns!

I hang out with pear
in the kitchen everyday
we really like it here (We do)
We're having fun times everyday
even squash is here
Marshmallow is really happy
with his teddy bear (YaY!)
his evil teddy bear! (YaY!)

And then he
fought a monster
bigger then (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
A rock candy monster
bigger than (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
He just went
nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya
Nya! Nya! Nya!.....

Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

Heeeeeyyyy!
Flexxy grapey! (Oh)
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Heeeeeyyyy!
Midget apple! (I really don't know what's going on here guys...)

Everyone knows
that I'm the best dancer
But pear is pretty good
When he takes a dance enhancer
We dance anywhere we want
Anytime we please
'Cause it's the only we know
How to stay away from bees!

I hang out with pear
in the kitchen everyday
we really like it here (We do)
We're having fun times everyday
even squash is here
Marshmallow is really happy
with his teddy bear (YaY!)
his evil teddy bear! (YaY!)

And then he
fought a monster
bigger then (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
A rock candy monster
bigger than (Hey)
godzilla (Hey)
He just went
nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya - nya
Nya! Nya! Nya!.....

Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Nya nya style!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

Heeeeeyyyy!
Flexxy grapey! (Oh)
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Orange nya nya style!
Heeeeeyyyy!
Midget apple! (I still really don't know what's going on here guys...)