Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Final Post :(

Hey guys, so unfortunetly I've been very busy and I've had to stop the posts, but don't worry I plan to start the blog again when I get settled! Since my new school started i couldn't have the time so instead of thinking of thhink is as my final post, just think of it as... Wait! The Simpsons is on! NVM BYE LOOK FORWARD TO SEASON 2!!! Wait what did I just wri-?

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Tomodachi Life review (part 1)

Hey guys, So before I go to camp I decided I should do a review on one of the games that I've been playing a lot recently... That game is... SHOVEL KNIGHT!!!!!1!!!!!! Just kidding! Even though it is my new favorite game of all time. I just got it a week ago and I still can't kill the Septer Knight. But once I do I promise I'll do a review on what I've played so far! Anyway let's talk about an insane game known as Tomodachi Life!

Friday, July 18, 2014

Update

Hey guys, so I'm going to sleepaway camp for 3 weeks but when I get back I have a bunch of things planned! (Including a review of my new favorite video game Hint hint: It involves weird weapons) anyway I'll see you guys in 3 weeks bye!

Saturday, July 12, 2014

I'm alive

Hey guys, I'm back from my isolation! Oh... I forgot to tell you. I was captured by a Purple Giant Monkey Licking Bannananana with 157 arms and 3005 legs. So I was walking along, minding my own bizz when he came along and made me explode then I was in isolation. The end (BTW This story was written by an army of 5 year olds)

Monday, June 16, 2014

I changed my email

Hey guys, so I just got my old email deleted so now I'm using a new one! So I'm no longer posting as Dibik.G though I will still refer to me as Dibik. So anyway, bye!

Monday, June 2, 2014

Mario kart 8 review! (as well as what I think of PvZ garden Warfare)

Hey guys, so my last post had something to to with Mario kart 8, so I decided I'll rap up the Mario kart 8 posts with a review of Mario kart 8 for the Wii U!

Friday, May 30, 2014

Youtube!

Hey guys, so I just got youtube! Anyway I already have 2 videos on there, both Mario kart 8 highlights! The only reason I have Mario kart 8 highlights only is because I don't know how to make videos for other games, and I don't have a ps4 which has built in sharing. Mario kart 8 does come with sharing however so Until I learn how to record other games. I'm stuck with karting. Anyway I will also try Irl videos soon so look forward to that! Anyway I'll leave a link to my channel in the comments. So if you like my videos, subscribe! Anyway I'll see you later!


My channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvy3ycUpQLMzt3h4krBzxOw/feed

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Marcedes meets Mario

Hey guys, so I usually don't talk about Mario Kart. But I have to show you this! Marcedes meets Mario!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

I'm married!

Hey guys, so I just got married! Yay! So I guess I should tell you about my wife! Well, we met on a dating website called Like-Like.com And she was pretty cool! She seemed cool! So we got to meet each other in someplace called the shadow temple which I found on google maps is under the graveyard in Kakarico village! Anyway, she was beautiful, smart, funny, loved biting the heads off of people, and she's just awesome in general! I guess I can show you what she looks like then! So be prepared for the most beautiful thing ever!

Isn't she beautiful? BTW Her name is Deadhead! I forgot to mention that.
So anyway, I'll see you guys later! Deadhead wants me to go to Lonlon Ranch and get some Cucco eggs. Bye!

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

My day! part 2

So after I found out the teams I set up my clone and flew in my poptart flavored space taco to Jomothy's house where we played! Unfortunetly, for some reason. Nobody knew how to play... Everything went crazy! Waluigi started hitting Squidward 3 with his purple tennis racket strung with photographs of a koopa troopa! Pikachu barfed on Kimmy until the cows came home! Then the cows started yelling at us to go eat a sandwich! Everything was just madness until Jomothy suggested we play flappy bird! TO THE DEATH! So we all played flappy bird until our team lost. We almost got beheaded! But then I remembered! I had magical powers! So I summoned a giant kangaroo that then proceeded to explode! It killed everybody but us! So we got a trophy from Jomothy's Mom and left! It was a cool day!

So anyway guys I'll see you later!

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

My day - BallBaseKickSoccer! (or BallBaseKickFootball)

He guys, so today I had another weird day so I decided to write about it! (also a little exaggerated)

Monday, May 19, 2014

Hawaiian Vocabulary

Hey guys, this is another post for school, so… Yay! Anyway now I'm supposed to talk about the knowledge of people from Hawaii teaching us words! So yay! Anyway the phrases were A'ole Piliki'a ....No problem! And I lÃ¥ maika'i!  Have a great day! I honestly have no idea how your supposed to pronounce this stuff so that's my only question. There is one sentence I want to lean in Hawaiian is "purple monkey cats!" Because it has been the most useful sentence since 1875! Proven fact! I don't speak any other language, but I know a bunch of swear words in polish! And unfortunately I'm not aloud to talk about them…So yay? So anyway, I'll see you guys later! Bye!

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Dr.Dibik

Hey guys, so I've decided to take up a role as a doctor. And I'm doing pretty well. I haven't even lost a single case yet! I mean... I have lost a lot of patients, but I've never lost a case! When people come to me for surgery, after they're done they can't stop smiling! Literally, did I mention I'm a horrible doctor? But it's only because I can't get the right materials. The X-rays show broken bones and clots. But I know it's wrong! Then again, maybe being a doctor isn't for me! I'll see you guys later!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

My day!

Hey guys, so I had a really weird day so I decided to write about it! (NOTE: A little bit of exaggeration.)

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Writers Block

Hey guys, so today I had writers block so I wrote a poem about it!

Monday, May 12, 2014

Something

Hey guys, so letely my life has been weird. And I just wanted to talk about it because why not!

Fellow Bloggers

Hey guys, so I'm getting bloggers from Hawaii and Iowa! Yay! Honestly I'm only writing this post for a school project where I have to post about this stuff. So… Yay! Again! So ow I have to talk about my knowledge of people viewing my blog that are my age. But most of my viewers are already my age so… Yay? But anyway, I hope they end up liking my blog and… Yay? I guess? I really don't had any questions for them so… Yay!

Anyway I'll see you guys later! And I hope you peoples from Hawaii and Iowa have a good time on my blog!

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Random Poem!

Hey guys, I just came up with a random poem so... Here it is!


Sir Sammy Seel

Sir Sammy Seel,
Will refuse to steal,
Riding a wheel,
For an orange peel.

His little bro, Rob,
Will fart corn on the cob,
If leading a mob,
To get himself a job.

His Father in Law, Mr. Tyme,
Will only speak in rhyme,
If you give him a pizza flavored dime,
That's full of grime.

The crazy Uncle Vart,
Pulls a purple cat-monkey cart,
Inside a giant pop-tart,
Singing, slippidy sloppidy slarp.

Sir Sammy Seel,
Smells like eel,
He can't eat a meal, 
Without a squeel.

You won't like him,
So of course he's dated Kardashion Kim,
His future seems dim,
And very grim.

Anyway I'll see you guys later!



Monday, May 5, 2014

My Audience

Hey guys, so we've just reached 4,000 pageviews! (Well 4,396 now.) And I decided to do another post of quotes and stuff because why not! But before that. I want to say thank you guys for checking out my blog, commenting on it, and being awesome. I'll be doing way more stuff in the future like new story posts, plotics, and maybe a famous comedian rip-off! I really like how you guys love my blog and look forward for the stuff I mentioned soon!
hint hint

Monday, April 28, 2014

Spring Break 2014

Hey guys, so I decided I'd talk to you about spring break! So let's hop to it! ROFL OMJ LOL!

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Dybbuk Box - Super Smash Bros 4 thoughts (part 1 new characters)

Hey guys! Yes! I'm not dead! Anyway I know I'm a little late on the party but there was a lot of new news on the next super smash bros game released! Oh! Wait... I forgot, a lot of you guys probably don't know about super smash bros. So I'll explain.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Top 20-11 favorite games of ever

Hey guys, yes I already know I did a top 10 games list, but I still had a lot more to say! So  decided to create a top 20-11 games as well, and last list I tried not to include Teen or M rated games on my list, but I decided to include them on this list but I won't go into detail about why some are M or Teen rated, but I'll mention it. Anyway let's get to it!

Monday, April 7, 2014

blurple monkeeeze

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Monday, March 31, 2014

The season of testing is upon us

Hey guys, so if you haven't read the title the season of testing is upon us... The finals are coming which means so much stress and I decided to post about my opinion on the test.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

QUIZ!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Huh?
IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S GET THE QUESTIONS RIGHT OR DIE QUIZ!
What?
AND OUR CONTESTENT HAS NOW AWAKENED!
Where am I?
HEY! I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE BUDDY!
Umm...
JUST ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR DIE!
Umm... Ok?
WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE TIMES MONKEY TIMES DUCK DIVIDED BY PI PLUS PIE AND 24 LOLCATS THAT WANT A COOKIE!
Wha-? Umm... I guess sanwhich?
CORRECT!!!!!!!!J!NJK<MB FLDKJHNFIOEKLHDNVCILDKFXIHKJHNEMFDSLKXJKDSUJFMCN
I do not know how to respond to that.
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Ok... What happened in this post? At least I didn't die though! *KABLAM!* Speak of the Devil... I freaking exploded!!!!!!  Anyway, bye!

Monday, March 24, 2014

Gaming Week! My top 10 favorite games of ever

Hey, guys so the month of weeks has passed, (even though it isn't April yet) and I just remembered about my forgotten Gaming Week post! And no I'm not doing PvZ Garden Warfare Part 3, I mean just look at the title! But anyway I'll tell you the modes quickly and we'll dome top 10 favorite games of ever!

Team Vanquish: Vanquish the other teams players 50 times.

Gardens and Graveyards: Take over the plants base until a meter fills up if your a zombie or defend the base if your a plant.

Garden Ops: Gardens and Graveyards without the option to play as zombies.

Anyway let's move on to my top 10 favorite games of all time!

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Unnamed Week Week! Dibik Kamaxcraft FINALE!

"Derp derp derp! (So we finally got to Gantildo's layer!)" Dibik cheered happily! "MUHUHAHAHA! MUHUHAHAHA! (Well, I see you finally got to me! Unfortunetly we can't play any Mario Party but you can fight my bee!)" Gantildo yelled in the most annoying evil laugh ever created! "Buzz buzz buzz (1. I'm not a bee, I'm a warrior from the future that looks like a bee. 2. I have a name. It's Buzz Buzz. And 3. Thanks for ressurecting me and making me big! Anyway, hop on my back and let's kill this Bird and Blogger!)" Buzz Buzz said. "Budder budder (sheesh Fuzzy Buzzy, I thought you were never going to shut up there!)" Maxcrft taunted. Gantildo came down riding Buzz Buzz with Cyrix in a cage strapped to his back! Just then Buzz Buzz charged at Dibik and Maxcraft, knocking them into a window, making them go flying out of the castle to where Georgeo, Diddy, and Tristyn were waiting for him. "Ender ender ender ender (we knew this happen so we create a potion  to drink!)" "Budder budder (thanks Ender Man, what does it do?)" Maxcraft questioned. "Ender (you'll see...)" Dibik and Maxcraft drank the potion and all of the sudden, they turned huge! About 10 times bigger than the castle really. "DERP DERP! (TIME TO SAVE CYRIX!) Dibik yelled. He picked up the castle. Shook it until Buzz Buzz and Gantildo came out, removed Cyrix from Gantildo's back and squashed, Buzz Buzz and Gantildo! "Mu... Hu... Ha... Ha... Ha... (That... Was... Really... Fun... But... Now... I... Have... To... Re-inflate... My... Entire... Body... Including... My... Thumb...)" Gantildo said weakly and both Gantildo and Buzz Buzz dissapeared! Dibik and Maxcraft had rescued Cyrix! The weird spell was to wear off in a few days and everyone lived happily ever after... Until Dibik Kamaxcraft Tooie!

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Unnamed Week Week! Dibik Kamaxcraft part 4

Dibik walked up to a hungry monkey who said "Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh (Diddy hungy, Diddy give shiny puzzle to Bird Man and Blogger Boy if get Diddy pineapple.)" the monkey, Diddy told Dibik and Maxcraft. "Budder! Dont worry Chimp Chump! We'll find you that pineapple!" Maxcraft teased. Dibik and Maxcraft had already found 8 puzzle peices already (off screen and all they did was walk 1 step and got showered with puzzle peices.) And just found out from Diddy that... Well you heard what happened. Anyway, just then Dibik and Maxcraft saw a giant ape eating a pineapple. "Budder budder budder budder (hey ape face! Gimme that pineapple!" Maxcraft yelled at the ape. The ape got so mad he turned red as lava. "Derp derp derp (Oh, you've done it now Max...)" "AHHH AHHH AHHH! (YOU WANT DIZ PINAPPLEZ?! WELL HERE YOUZ GO!!!!!" The ape yelled. He picked up a pinapple 10 times bigger than Dibik, Maxcraft, and Cyrix combined and threw it at them. Fortunetly the ape had bad aim and instead hit Georgeo's one of many shacks, sending Georgeo flying. "ENDER ENDER ENDER! (YOU SMASH GEORGEO'S HOME! YOU TURN INTO FRUIT YOU THROW!)" Georgeo yelled and he used his georgeo magic to turn the ape into a giant pineapple. "Derp derp derp... (Well... Umm... Thanks Georgeo...)" Dibik said. "Ender ender! (don't mention it, here take the shiny I found!)" And Georgeo gave Dibik and Maxcraft a free puzzle piece for no Ender Eyes. After that thing... Dibik and Maxcraft gave the pineapple/ape to Diddy. Who ate it in one gulp... What a weird monkey! Anyway Dibik and Maxcraft placed the puzzle pieces into the next painting to unlock the second and final world.

TO BE CONTINUED:

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Monday, March 17, 2014

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Magic Week! (Summoning and Attacking)

Hey guys and welcome to Magic Week! Or Magic the Gatheringtm week. So in this week, I'm going to show you guys the basics of Magic. You know what actually? That can be saved for another week. I feel like I need to make this another cool week because Magic is a one time thing and I'll do it after month of weeks is over. So let's get to the new week with no name!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Gaming Week! Minecraft Update and Sorry

Hey guys, so to start off this post, I want to say that I was sick and couldn't post Gaming Week yesterday and I'll make it up when the Month of weeks is over, so don't worry. Anyway I have to say something a little sad about my Minecraft maps. I had some trouble with my computer and the maps got deleted. But anyway. Because of this I've started a new Minecraft RPG map (with inspiration from the game Earthbound.)

Monday, March 10, 2014

Gaming Week! Rash Candyboot! (Plus Update)

Hey guys, so if you read the title I'm going to be talking about Rash Candyboot! Oh! Wait that's a typo! I'm reviewing Brash Candicoot! Wait! Wrong again... Crash Bandi Namco! Grr..... You know what! I'll just google the game... Crash Bandicoot! Sorry, I can't even read my own handwriting here.
Best Handwriting
Anyway, we're reviewing Crash Bandicoot (well, at least as much as I played) and a Gaming Week update! So, I'm going to tell you guys the update now and then we'll move on to Rash Candyboot! Which is now what I'm referring to him as. Anyway, I'm creating a separate week for Magic now! Gaming Week is now going to be all games, while Magic Week is going to be all about Magic the Gathering! So anyway, let's move on to Rash Candyboot!

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Gaming Week! Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare (Part 2)

Hey guys, so I'm continuing my PvZ Garden Warfare review, but this time I'm looking at the zombies. So lets get to it! P.S I gave all the zombies nicknames.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Gaming Week! - Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare (Part 1)

Hey guys, so starting today is Gaming Week! So gaming week as the title suggests is about games! (Mostly video games but I will be playing magic the gathering.) And so for the first episode of gaming week, I'm reviewing a game I just got for my new Xbox One! What is that game you might ask? Well get some sunflower seeds and protect your brainz, because we're reviewing Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare! (In 3 parts)

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Story Week! Final Day!

Hey guys, so today is the final day of story week! So because of this we're taking it out with a bang! So I've decided until the end of March, I'm going to do the month of weeks! This month will have me posting anytime I can! (Except for weekends) and on Wenedsday, we're entering gaming week! So as we enter gaming week, I'm making a transition with a little parody of everybodies favorite italian plumber who doesn't bother to do any plumbing. Mario!

Monday, March 3, 2014

Story Week! Bored! AGAIN!

Hey guys, so some of you may have noticed that I didn't post on the weekends of Story Week.  I was pretty busy at that time but anyway I'm very bored!

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Story Week! - D.N.A part 4

He was in a jungle looking place. He was under a canopy with Fluff and Dr.Enbodon, except Dr.Enbodon was missing his body and was just a floating head inside an orb. "He's waking up!" Fluff shouted. "Come out lil' guys!" Three of those Cow/T-rex things came out of the bushes, but they weren't as big as the ones he'd seen before, they were small. Well, smaller than the other ones. They were around 3 times his size. "Glad to see you awake!" Dr.Enbodon said cheerfully. "Wha-" Josh started to say but was interrupted by Fluff. "Oh! These guys, they're just children, we found their eggs in a cave about 2 weeks ago. They think we're their parents." "WAIT! I'VE BEEN DOWN FOR 2 WEEKS!" Josh yelled. "WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP!" "We did, you stayed awake for a few seconds yesterday and fell asleep." Dr.Enbodon explained. My body broke and Fluff carried us all the way here, also do you mind squeezing my safety orb for me?" "Sure I guess..." Josh squeezed the orb and his head started to swell. It started growing bigger and bigger until his head became a giant orb. "DARN!" Josh yelled "I FORGOT ABOUT MY POWERS!" "Dump me in to DNA's head please Fluff?" Dr.Enbodon insisted, but just as Fluff was about to pour Dr.Enbodon's head in, the orbs were shot by lazar guns. Josh was lucky as his bowl head was not his real head and he was turned back to normal form. But Dr.Enbodon on the other hand layed on the ground helpless. "D-N-A... I have something to tell you..." Dr.Enbodon tried to say, but was interrupted by death. Josh felt horrible. He wanted revenge! He grabbed the Cow/T-Rex  things skin and turned into an exact replica of one. "Alright" he said. "You want a fight? You get a fight." And he charged into the unknown.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Story Week! Bison Jimmy (run on sentence 2)


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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Dybbuk Box - Story Week!/Previews!

Hey guys, so you may be wondering about my schedule since Fall started, and I know I always say this but I'm sorry for all of it. It's just been that I have to do a lot of things making me have to put time out of my posts. So I decided that for the rest of the week, until next tuesday, I'm going to be doing story week!

Monday, February 24, 2014

Dybbuk Box - DNA part 3

Hey guys, so DNA is back and let's get right to it!

Yoshi (for some reason)

FREAKIN' MURDER DEATH HAPPY DINO IS HAPPY!


I IZ HAPPY CUZ YOSHI


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Even the deceased Mr.Sizzle that you probably all forgot about likes yoshi

EVEN MUDKIP LIEKS YOSHI


I SWAGGIDYSWAGSWAG AND SO IZ BATMAN AND DAT GUY IN THE TOP OF THE POST WHATEVER HIS NAME IZ
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Messed up Scedule

Hey guys, so I know that I haven't been posting Dybbuk Box, and I won't be posting for a little while, just so you know. I'm going to Florida, and when I get back it's going to be my birthday. And after that I'm going to start posting on a regular scedudle again! Anyway I'll see you guys later!

Monday, February 10, 2014

Sonic Boom?

Hey guys... So I've been wanting to get into the sonic the hedgehog series for quite some time. I've seen  his gameplay and it seems cool. But let me tell you, I wasn't expecting to see what the Sonic Team has just done...

For people

This is a slideshow about me for certain people only:

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Dybbuk Box - Bored McBoredington

Hey guys, before I start this post I'm still posting on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I posted on Monday just because I couldn't on Tuesday but anyway I'm still bored...

Monday, February 3, 2014

Dybbuk Box - SO Bored...

Last time we met our hero, he had released Herfallak, spirit of evil who tricked our hero into helping him rescue the for other spirits (or masters) of evil. Now we join our hero again as they leave the cave they were in!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

longest run-on sentence ever

I like chicken because chicken reminds me of soccer balls because they do and soccer balls remind me of cats because cats have tails and soccer balls don't but cats are cool because they're cats and yes pi plus pi is a cow and surfers sometimes wear purple because I said so and I am smart so as the unicorns think so and Herfallak is going to say something now hi ok that's enough Herfallak I'm in the middle of a weird post now so shaddup now ok anyway a car just came by somebodies house for some reason and somebody named Bison Jimmy just called me and for some reason he wants to live in my garbage for now and know I'm going to let him in my house hi I'm Bison Jimmy and yeah I'll break a twinkie in half like a boy ok bye Bison Jimmy get out of here and go to the garbage now and this post is over now bye.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Dybbuk Box - Still Bored...

*Gulp* So in this world rings taste like chicken now! Yay!!!!! I'm glowing now!!! I wonder if I can finally turn into a floaty purple monkey snake now? I'm starting to feel weird... What's happening? Why is my text turning red? ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Yes! I can taste the air! I, Herfallak, master of destruction! Am finally free! I wonder what fool ate the ring to free me! What type of host did I take over? Awww..... Nobody special, just a nerd who's probably a blogger... Maybe I can trick him into freeing the four other masters of chaos as well... And then we could take our true form and kill him! We would finally be able to destroy everything again!! Ahhh... Good times... I should make haste already though. I'll let him take control for now. Oww! Why does everything hurt??? I should've never eaten that ring. If you didn't It wouldn't be too good. Hunh? Who said that? I am Herfallak master of... um... good things I guess? Thats awesome! So where are you? You know when you ate that ring, I became part of you... OMG that's awesome!!! Yes... But it won't be awesome for long... You see, I used to rule this land with four other masters. We would vanquish all evil. Until one day... The evil was to strong and they stuck all 5 of us into rings scattered all across the land. We were waiting until the one fateful idiot *hey!* would eat all our rings and set us free again to vanquish evil. Ok and let me guess... I have to save them all blah blah blah things like that, I've read enough books to know what I have to do... And I'll help! I mean, I have nothing better to do... Great we must leave now so let's go!


TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Dybbuk Box - bored...

Heeeeeey guys.... I'm SOOOOOO bored today. You know what I want to do? Break some vases. Anyway I don't know why I'm posting this and I'm going to sleep now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Hunh? Where am I? Why are there floaty zebra unicorns everywhere?

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Dybbuk box - swag

Please remember: This is only a joke and having swag is not very cool. It actually makes you more of a jerk.

Waddup dawgs, I got swag now! I'm sorry that I couldn't post but my computer decided to not have swag and break. But anyway I'm back and with more swag than ever! So lets get to my swaggadidilly post.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Cool Sites of the Web - DYKGaming

Hey guys, so today I decided to skip Dybbuk Box today and do some of a thing I haven't done in a long time. It's... Cool Sites of the Web!