QUIZ!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Huh?
IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S GET THE QUESTIONS RIGHT OR DIE QUIZ!
What?
AND OUR CONTESTENT HAS NOW AWAKENED!
Where am I?
HEY! I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE BUDDY!
Umm...
JUST ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR DIE!
Umm... Ok?
WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE TIMES MONKEY TIMES DUCK DIVIDED BY PI PLUS PIE AND 24 LOLCATS THAT WANT A COOKIE!
Wha-? Umm... I guess sanwhich?
CORRECT!!!!!!!!J!NJK<MB FLDKJHNFIOEKLHDNVCILDKFXIHKJHNEMFDSLKXJKDSUJFMCN
I do not know how to respond to that.
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Ok... What happened in this post? At least I didn't die though! *KABLAM!* Speak of the Devil... I freaking exploded!!!!!!  Anyway, bye!