Random Poem!

Hey guys, I just came up with a random poem so... Here it is!

Sir Sammy Seel

Sir Sammy Seel,

Will refuse to steal,

Riding a wheel,

For an orange peel.

His little bro, Rob,

Will fart corn on the cob,

If leading a mob,

To get himself a job.

His Father in Law, Mr. Tyme,

Will only speak in rhyme,

If you give him a pizza flavored dime,

That's full of grime.

The crazy Uncle Vart,

Pulls a purple cat-monkey cart,

Inside a giant pop-tart,

Singing, slippidy sloppidy slarp.

Sir Sammy Seel,

Smells like eel,

He can't eat a meal, 

Without a squeel.

You won't like him,

So of course he's dated Kardashion Kim,

His future seems dim,

And very grim.

Anyway I'll see you guys later!