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I like chicken because chicken reminds me of soccer balls because they do and soccer balls remind me of cats because cats have tails and soccer balls don't but cats are cool because they're cats and yes pi plus pi is a cow and surfers sometimes wear purple because I said so and I am smart so as the unicorns think so and Herfallak is going to say something now hi ok that's enough Herfallak I'm in the middle of a weird post now so shaddup now ok anyway a car just came by somebodies house for some reason and somebody named Bison Jimmy just called me and for some reason he wants to live in my garbage for now and know I'm going to let him in my house hi I'm Bison Jimmy and yeah I'll break a twinkie in half like a boy ok bye Bison Jimmy get out of here and go to the garbage now and this post is over now bye.