Dybbuk Box - No Mineplex Tournement

Hey guys, so welcome to Dybbuk Box and let's get to it!

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I like chicken because chicken reminds me of soccer balls because they do and soccer balls remind me of cats because cats have tails and soccer balls don't but cats are cool because they're cats and yes pi plus pi is a cow and surfers sometimes wear purple because I said so and I am smart so as the unicorns think so and Herfallak is going to say something now hi ok that's enough Herfallak I'm in the middle of a weird post now so shaddup now ok anyway a car just came by somebodies house for some reason and somebody named Bison Jimmy just called me and for some reason he wants to live in my garbage for now and know I'm going to let him in my house hi I'm Bison Jimmy and yeah I'll break a twinkie in half like a boy ok bye Bison Jimmy get out of here and go to the garbage now and this post is over now bye.

Dybbuk Box - Still Bored...

*Gulp* So in this world rings taste like chicken now! Yay!!!!! I'm glowing now!!! I wonder if I can finally turn into a floaty purple monkey snake now? I'm starting to feel weird... What's happening? Why is my text turning red? ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Yes! I can taste the air! I, Herfallak, master of destruction! Am finally free! I wonder what fool ate the ring to free me! What type of host did I take over? Awww..... Nobody special, just a nerd who's probably a blogger... Maybe I can trick him into freeing the four other masters of chaos as well... And then we could take our true form and kill him! We would finally be able to destroy everything again!! Ahhh... Good times... I should make haste already though. I'll let him take control for now. Oww! Why does everything hurt??? I should've never eaten that ring. If you didn't It wouldn't be too good. Hunh? Who said that? I am Herfallak master of... um... good things I guess? Thats awesome! So where are you? You know when you ate that ring, I became part of you... OMG that's awesome!!! Yes... But it won't be awesome for long... You see, I used to rule this land with four other masters. We would vanquish all evil. Until one day... The evil was to strong and they stuck all 5 of us into rings scattered all across the land. We were waiting until the one fateful idiot *hey!* would eat all our rings and set us free again to vanquish evil. Ok and let me guess... I have to save them all blah blah blah things like that, I've read enough books to know what I have to do... And I'll help! I mean, I have nothing better to do... Great we must leave now so let's go!

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3.

Dybbuk Box - bored...

Heeeeeey guys.... I'm SOOOOOO bored today. You know what I want to do? Break some vases. Anyway I don't know why I'm posting this and I'm going to sleep now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Hunh? Where am I? Why are there floaty zebra unicorns everywhere?

Dybbuk box - swag

Please remember: This is only a joke and having swag is not very cool. It actually makes you more of a jerk.

Waddup dawgs, I got swag now! I'm sorry that I couldn't post but my computer decided to not have swag and break. But anyway I'm back and with more swag than ever! So lets get to my swaggadidilly post.

Dybbuk Box - Frauds

Hey guys, so I'm not the only Dybbuk out there now...

Dybbuk Box - 100th Post

Hey guys, so... TODAY IS THE DAY I MADE MY 100th POST!!!

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Cool Sites of the Web - DYKGaming

Hey guys, so today I decided to skip Dybbuk Box today and do some of a thing I haven't done in a long time. It's... Cool Sites of the Web!