Youtube!

Hey guys, so I just got youtube! Anyway I already have 2 videos on there, both Mario kart 8 highlights! The only reason I have Mario kart 8 highlights only is because I don't know how to make videos for other games, and I don't have a ps4 which has built in sharing. Mario kart 8 does come with sharing however so Until I learn how to record other games. I'm stuck with karting. Anyway I will also try Irl videos soon so look forward to that! Anyway I'll leave a link to my channel in the comments. So if you like my videos, subscribe! Anyway I'll see you later!


My channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvy3ycUpQLMzt3h4krBzxOw/feed

Marcedes meets Mario

Hey guys, so I usually don't talk about Mario Kart. But I have to show you this! Marcedes meets Mario!

I'm married!

Hey guys, so I just got married! Yay! So I guess I should tell you about my wife! Well, we met on a dating website called Like-Like.com And she was pretty cool! She seemed cool! So we got to meet each other in someplace called the shadow temple which I found on google maps is under the graveyard in Kakarico village! Anyway, she was beautiful, smart, funny, loved biting the heads off of people, and she's just awesome in general! I guess I can show you what she looks like then! So be prepared for the most beautiful thing ever!

Isn't she beautiful? BTW Her name is Deadhead! I forgot to mention that.

So anyway, I'll see you guys later! Deadhead wants me to go to Lonlon Ranch and get some Cucco eggs. Bye!

My day! part 2

So after I found out the teams I set up my clone and flew in my poptart flavored space taco to Jomothy's house where we played! Unfortunetly, for some reason. Nobody knew how to play... Everything went crazy! Waluigi started hitting Squidward 3 with his purple tennis racket strung with photographs of a koopa troopa! Pikachu barfed on Kimmy until the cows came home! Then the cows started yelling at us to go eat a sandwich! Everything was just madness until Jomothy suggested we play flappy bird! TO THE DEATH! So we all played flappy bird until our team lost. We almost got beheaded! But then I remembered! I had magical powers! So I summoned a giant kangaroo that then proceeded to explode! It killed everybody but us! So we got a trophy from Jomothy's Mom and left! It was a cool day!

So anyway guys I'll see you later!

My day - BallBaseKickSoccer! (or BallBaseKickFootball)

He guys, so today I had another weird day so I decided to write about it! (also a little exaggerated)

Hawaiian Vocabulary

Hey guys, this is another post for school, so… Yay! Anyway now I'm supposed to talk about the knowledge of people from Hawaii teaching us words! So yay! Anyway the phrases were A'ole Piliki'a ....No problem! And I lå maika'i!  Have a great day! I honestly have no idea how your supposed to pronounce this stuff so that's my only question. There is one sentence I want to lean in Hawaiian is "purple monkey cats!" Because it has been the most useful sentence since 1875! Proven fact! I don't speak any other language, but I know a bunch of swear words in polish! And unfortunately I'm not aloud to talk about them…So yay? So anyway, I'll see you guys later! Bye!

Dr.Dibik

Hey guys, so I've decided to take up a role as a doctor. And I'm doing pretty well. I haven't even lost a single case yet! I mean... I have lost a lot of patients, but I've never lost a case! When people come to me for surgery, after they're done they can't stop smiling! Literally, did I mention I'm a horrible doctor? But it's only because I can't get the right materials. The X-rays show broken bones and clots. But I know it's wrong! Then again, maybe being a doctor isn't for me! I'll see you guys later!

My day!

Hey guys, so I had a really weird day so I decided to write about it! (NOTE: A little bit of exaggeration.)

Writers Block

Hey guys, so today I had writers block so I wrote a poem about it!

Something

Hey guys, so letely my life has been weird. And I just wanted to talk about it because why not!

Fellow Bloggers

Hey guys, so I'm getting bloggers from Hawaii and Iowa! Yay! Honestly I'm only writing this post for a school project where I have to post about this stuff. So… Yay! Again! So ow I have to talk about my knowledge of people viewing my blog that are my age. But most of my viewers are already my age so… Yay? But anyway, I hope they end up liking my blog and… Yay? I guess? I really don't had any questions for them so… Yay!

Anyway I'll see you guys later! And I hope you peoples from Hawaii and Iowa have a good time on my blog!

Random Poem!

Hey guys, I just came up with a random poem so... Here it is!

Sir Sammy Seel

Sir Sammy Seel,

Will refuse to steal,

Riding a wheel,

For an orange peel.

His little bro, Rob,

Will fart corn on the cob,

If leading a mob,

To get himself a job.

His Father in Law, Mr. Tyme,

Will only speak in rhyme,

If you give him a pizza flavored dime,

That's full of grime.

The crazy Uncle Vart,

Pulls a purple cat-monkey cart,

Inside a giant pop-tart,

Singing, slippidy sloppidy slarp.

Sir Sammy Seel,

Smells like eel,

He can't eat a meal, 

Without a squeel.

You won't like him,

So of course he's dated Kardashion Kim,

His future seems dim,

And very grim.

Anyway I'll see you guys later!

My Audience

Hey guys, so we've just reached 4,000 pageviews! (Well 4,396 now.) And I decided to do another post of quotes and stuff because why not! But before that. I want to say thank you guys for checking out my blog, commenting on it, and being awesome. I'll be doing way more stuff in the future like new story posts, plotics, and maybe a famous comedian rip-off! I really like how you guys love my blog and look forward for the stuff I mentioned soon!

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